Thursday, 4 May 2017

Les Filles Queen of the Mountains RT do the Bedford 3 Day

Thanks must be given to John Miles and team for putting on another edition of the Bedford 3 Day, part of the women's team series that enables grassroots teams from across the country to compete against each other.

Our quietly spoken team comprised of:-
  • Tracy Corbett - former international rower and current holder of the 'most positive person ever' record
  • Delia Beddis - won the Three Peaks last year on one bottle of water and a Yorkshire pudding
  • Louise Heywood-Mahe - former winner of the Women's Tour of Yorkshire, and young person who shows us how to operate our phones
  • Helen McKay - recent winner of blue hoodie on eBay
  • Karla Boddy - our 'special' guest, who you may know as a former winner of the Cheshire Classic
  • Nicole Oh - our patient Captain and former winner of Crystal Palace Crits and numerous pie primes
  • Support crew - wives, girlfriends and riders themselves provided wonderful home-baked goodies and moral support. Merci!

The weekend 

The whole weekend was probably more like a hen-do than a stage race. 

Our fantastic team had an average age of 36. This meant we could share stories about Ocado deliveries and get our own ages confused over a bottle of red, or 4, which we did each evening. 

We laughed over the real but funny names of people we've worked with, ate some wonderful chocolate brownies and a chilli thanks to KB, and went on a linguistic world adventure discovering terms for 'foo foo' and the parts of it which hurt most. 

We nearly ground to a halt when there was no tea or cake on either day 2 or 3. We somehow struggled on....

Saturday - Stage 1 - prologue

In less than 6 minutes we all reduced ourselves to wheezy, coughy, lungless messes. We had 5 Les Filles QOM riders within (about) 30sec of the Yellow jersey, which was a solid result and gave us options (I swiftly opted not to remain there).

Saturday - Stage 2 - 70km Road Race

An eye-opening neutralised section followed by a race which we all survived. Nic had a go off the front but was soon reeled back in. Karla, Nic, Delia and Lou, finished in the bunch (despite bad crash in last kilometre). Now 4 Les Filles QOM riders in top half of the field. We may have been reprimanded for “inappropriate language, especially in the presence of children”. Apologies.

Very glad to hear that riders who had come down were back on their feet the next day. Riders: Please do not put the safety of others at risk. No one wants to see anyone get hit by a car. It may be legal to cross the white line, but it can also cause accidents. As one team member so eloquently put it, “You may be able to bungy jump without a rope, but it doesn’t mean it’s a good idea”.

I wasn't really in this race because I got a call from TC, to say that there were some missing kittens. We had to track them down and save them from the evil professor. You can see from GC who else helped us on our mission. We sacrificed our race but got those kitties back home. 

Sunday - Stage 3 - TTT

We put in lots of practice in the 16 mins getting to the start. This TTT was fast and hard, TC sacrificed herself and got us off to a fast start. This was my favourite part of the racing: busting a gut with your mates, wearing colour-coordinated Velotoze - does it get any better? 

Well done to Team On Form who cemented their lead and won the TTT too. We were very happy to get joint 2nd with the mighty Ford-EcoBoost Team, and just pip the slick HSS-Aprire team by 1 second - tight as! Really shows how every second counted.

Sunday - Stage 4 - 80km Road Race

Interesting start with race cars in the peloton. Very windy day. Karla, Nic, Delia and Lou finished in the bunch and remained high up on GC, with KB sneaking into the top 10 despite having “sh*t legs”. Special mentions to Alice Lethbridge riding for Lovelo-Cinelli, and Emma Lewis (sometimes known as Amy Jones) of HSS-Aprire, who by many accounts were responsible for much of the pace-making which made this stage a lot safer. 

Don't know how race played out because TC and I got a call. A strongly-accented dictator of a country that doesn't exist was planning to kidnap our Queen and hold her for a ransom of 1 million Corgis. We moved fast. Can't reveal the details, but let's just say that Her Majesty didn't miss a minute of the Eastenders omnibus.        

Monday - Stage 5 - 77km Road Race

Another interesting start with fastest neutralised yet out of HQ. Another windy day. Lou attacked but was closely monitored, and with GC separated by very few seconds nothing was let go. Nic soon followed with another go at practicing her time-trialling to no avail. Karla, Nic, Delia and Lou once again finished in the bunch, maintaining their high GC places.

Phone rings. TC and I sprang into action. An alien life form, threatening to take over the world? We overhelmed those aliens with our cunning and caffinated gels. You say heros. Maybe, we say, chewing a toothpick standing in a badly-lit alley, some things are worth a DNF.  

GC - Overall

Well, at time of writing we're not 100% sure what the results are, but we think we may have got 2nd team overall, with Lou and Karla in top 10 on GC, Delia and Nic in top 15, but we won't know until results are finalised. Not sure if the Asbo tags were a help or hindrance to the race.

Helen the Shorter (McKay) 🐴

📷 Thanks to Huw Williams and some iPhones for the photos

Wednesday, 1 March 2017

Les Filles RT welcome new title sponsor in 2017

As Les Filles Racing Team approaches their 5th season racing in the UK women’s peloton, they are pleased to announce some exciting news. 

The team have welcomed a title sponsor for the first time in their existence, and will race under the name of Les Filles Queen of the Mountains Racing Team.

Queen of the Mountains ( is a women’s specific performance cycling brand founded and owned by Alicia Bamford. They create beautiful cycling clothing designed by women, for women, and will be providing the team with innovatively designed, great looking, high performance race kit this season. 

Les Filles and Queen of the Mountains are looking forward to working together to promote awareness of women’s cycling and in turn, encourage more women to take up cycling as a sport and increase participation in women’s racing.

The team welcomes Louise Moriarty (from Look Mum no Hands! RT) in 2017.

Louise brings a wealth of experience (and sprinting prowess) to the team, having raced for Pro teams on the Continent, as well as racing in World Cups and World Championships on the track and road. She has a number of Irish National titles to her name, as well as winning the Ras na mBan general classification on two occasions. 

The rest of the racing team is made up of the usual suspects - Tracy Corbett, Delia Beddis, Helen McKay, Louise Mahe, Sophie Curle and Nicole Oh. They also have a number of part-time/semi-retired/social members, who you may or may not see on the race circuit this year, including Clem Copie (who is now based in Annecy), Laura Greenhalgh, and Alexie Shaw, as well as regular guest Jayne Paine. Coralie Glaunes and Clare Gillott continue as support crew.

Les Filles Queen of the Mountains RT are grateful for ongoing support from Imperial Cycles Workshop in Isleworth ( who have provided mechanical support, servicing and equipment to the team over the past 4 years. Jim Clarkson continues with keeping their website up-to-date (

The team will be racing in selected Elite and National level road events, starting with the opening round of the Women’s Team Series at Hog Hill on 12th March, for which they are defending champions. They will also be found at some local events en masse, including the Tuesday night Crystal Palace world champs.

For any team enquiries, please contact Team manager Nicole at

Twitter: @LesFillesRT
Facebook: LesFillesRT

Finally, Les Filles Queen of the Mountains RT are still looking to recruit a couple of riders for their race team, ideally (but not essentially) based around the London area. If you have experience racing at National level and would like to target this in 2017, value team work (on and off the bike), and like some fun mixed in with hard racing, please get in touch for more information.